bullied:

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

fruitbat46:

my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies

rivaille-fetish:

imaginensfw:

Imagine your favorite character pushing you into your mattress by your wrists, slowly grinding into you while they hide their face in the crook of your neck

   

jacobshutup:

freshman advice: just dont show up

nogdrinker:

*fucks up*

conceptstitches:

'The Stitch is Lost Unless the Thread is Knotted' by Aya Haidar

conceptstitches:

'The Stitch is Lost Unless the Thread is Knotted' by Aya Haidar

notice-me-senpie:

eren-jaegersbasement:

if you think that you are starting to get a crush on someone

  • dont
  • what are you thinking
  • abort mission
  • digest those butterflies
  • IM SERIOUS

digest those butterflies 

foodchewer:

if ur looking for me i’ll be in the trash

floorboreds:

an inside joke is just a very small meme

dorkfeyrac:

people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me

starfleetrambo:

You can create a character and you can kill them in the most gruesome of ways.

starfleetrambo:

You can create a character and you can kill them in the most gruesome of ways.

devilfruits:

Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.

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